Contemporary Instruction vs. The Mating Man
Brittany Renaud
Experimental poem combining modern and Victorian dating manuals for women against modern and Victorian first contact with men
FROM DOORMAT TO Dreamgirl
Fit to F**K
If he attempts to kiss her on the lips
she should turn her head slightly so that
the kiss falls harmless on her cheek
If he attempts to kiss her hand,
She should make a fist
WHY MEN Prefer BITCHES :
Extreme Foreplay
She should let him grope in the dark.
There is always the hope
that he will stumble and incur
some slight injury
JUMPING THROUGH Hoops LIKE A CIRCUS POODLE
St[r]oking His Heart-on
Sex, when it cannot be prevented,
should be practiced
only
in total darkness
THE OTHER TEAM’s Secret “PLAYBOOK”
Putting Ideas into Action
She can be grateful
that his social environments
have been working together all his life
to instill in him a deep sense of guilt
in regards to his sexual feelings
She should seize upon this advantage
and relentlessly pursue her goal first
to limit, later annihilate completely
his desire for sexual expression
Hi I’m leonard, nice to meet you
O! let me have thee whole,—all—all—be mine!
im really intreased in u
of That warm, white lucent, million-pleasured breast
Do you like to playfully wrestle with guys?
I cry your mercy—pity—love!—aye, love!
Sounds like you haven’t been fucked in a year